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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!

i love how i have the power of controlling my life, right in the palm of my hand. i could press a tiny little button on this device they call a phone and my whole perspective of who i am could change. yes, great power comes with great responsiblity (spiderman), it also requires for the effing zero button on your cell to work.

oh how i hate life.

An example of pure beauty. Here I am demonstrating the art of chugging gravy. Thick, warm, chunky, brown gravy. Ah, Thanksgiving with the youth group.

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aggravated

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"That's a hottttt picture of you." "Shut up you idiot." I hate Shaggy.

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cynical

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So anyway, me and my walk out of the cafeteria and she says, "I think I'd like to chaperone." Then I started to cry. Not really, actually really, but I was like, "No way, mom. NOOOO. YOU CAN'T GOOOOO!!!!" Then she and my dad were all, "Why not? Do you think your friends would think I was dorky? Huh?" And THEN, oh this is the best part, my dad says, "I know what it is, you're afraid all your guy friends will think you have a hot mom!" By that time I was just about to blow chunks. I really, really don't want her to come. You have no idea how I would feel. I'd feel like a dog on a chain. I mean when I'm around her, I can't say the words shut up, stupid, freaking, butt, or anything else. This would practically ruin my life.

On a happier note, Mardi Gras World is going to own. And Valentine's day is coming up! OH JOY! My favorite day of the year!!! I can't wait, candy, love, candy, happiness, frivolosity, candy...

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I got a new scarf. This lady at my church makes them, and I got one. It's purple and soft and oh so fabulous. Like moi.

Ooo, competition tomorrow! Exciting! Thanks for giving me a ride Meghan!

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Moody. Not Mr.... Just Moody.

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To:


1. You suck. I hate you. But I don't. So... Go die. But don't really, because I would feel bad. But, maybe you could be a little nicer to me? That would help.


2. Why are you always mad at me? But then, you aren't! And you confuse me. And you suck too. (But I'm being a little overdramatic, so pretend I didn't say that.)


3. How sad would you be if I pushed your girlfriend off a bridge? Would you like, sue me? Or marry me? I think the latter is a tres fabulous idea. I mean your brother is obviously in love with me, why can't you be too?

I'm losing my voice. Good for all but me.

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Today I went to school, and found out my pants were too short. When I sat down, you could see my leg, above my HIGH TOPS. That is sad. So I texted my mom to tell her my pants were to short and I told her what I just told you and this is what she said, "But you have such cute legs!" WHAT A FREAKIN RETARD. I can't believe she said that. I NEED NEW PANTS. You know what? My guard pants are pretty long. They don't show my ankles. Maybe I'll just hijack those. I'd look pretty hott.

Can you hijack pants?

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Just... There.

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fo sho'.

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pooped.

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I had a great time. Kind of. I felt like a prisoner of my Canadian Grandparents. They wouldn't let me cross the streets, but let my brothers (Ages 8 and 11) cross the street by themselves to buy the paper! I mean, come on! And I would ask if I could ride my bike (At our beach house I have a special pink bike I use. It's pretty hott.), and they said I could ride back and forth on the sidewalk infront of the house. OH MY FREAKIN GOD. Puuuhlease.

But anyway, I had another dream like the one I posted a few days ago. I don't think I'll describe it. It's too confusing.

And I wonder, If you think about me anymore,
And I wonder, If you think about me when you're bored.

( survey about my pathetic life! )

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[	the sound(s) that are being produced in my ears	|	Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream...	]

Ok, so I dreamed I was Nemo, from Finding Nemo, you know? And I was trying to fit my big blue fish friend into the school house, but he couldn't get in. So he died. So then I went into school, and my teacher tried to get me to join the civil war, but I wouldn't. So I found Ariel from the Little Mermaid, and disguised myself as Flounder, her friend. Then she found out that it was not really her friend and I woke up. Then I went to the bathroom for a cup of water.

I fell asleep again and had ANOTHER dream. I was 23 and tall and dark haired and gorgeous. I was mayor of the city. Awesome, I know. So I went to this house and knocked on the door. And the family answered. It was like this guy with dark hair and a mustache, a blonde mom, this tall hottttt kid, this short blonde kid and a toddler girl. I said "I want to date one of you." They were all excited, and the tall kid was all "She's gonna pick me." But I looked at the short blonde kid and I said "I love you." And he said "I love you too." Then we went to the baseball fields for a hotdog.

Isn't that strange? I wish I had like a professional dream reader... Or something like that.

Oh bring it on.

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Went to IOA yesterday!!! Omg, had so much fun. :) I went on everything except Popeye, because I was too tired to walk all the way to the entrance, from the restraunt across the street. But anyway, I took my Mom cause she's never been, and I luuuufff her. I took her on the Hulk AND Ice! I almost cried I was so proud of her. She hatesssss rollercoasters, but she went on because she would have the gloating privledges afterwards. The first time I went on (ever) I was so scared I sang I'm a Little Tea Pot the whole time. And I told my mom to do that if she wanted. We were going upside down and one point and I heard "I'M A LITTLE TEEEEEEEAAAAAA POOOOOOTTTT!!!!!" It was tres amusant. And me and Austin went on Ripsaw Falls twice and didn't have a dry spot on us. I looked pretty hottttt.

Haha, Meghan, I just found an old disposable camera and I took it to be developed. It was pictures from our 8th grade field trip at IOA. You look so cute and young! And there are a lot of pictures of that short girl Monika, and Erica S, and Lauren S. It was very funny and my brothers looked at them and they were like whose that girl? And I said that's meghan duuuuh. And they said oh. hahaha. ok well. tooooo much soda at Sam's. kkk bye.

So anyway, a friend called me up and I helped her get over her case of the General Horn. Hahhaha.

Yeah, Kelly D called me and was like "Hey Hannah! Wanna come over? Me and Megan are gonna play poker." Megan as in Megan S. So I changed out of my old shorts and shirt and put on my jeans and another shirt. I walked out of the door and met them by the side of the house. We were like half way down the street, when I went to put my phone in my back pocket. My dog had chewed a hole in the butt of my pants! I like totally freaked. I turned my torso around and looked down. My dog ripped off the pocked and the fabric to reveal my underwear! It was a huge hole. I had to run all the way home (Like only 100 ft.) with my hand over my butt. In the mean time Kelly and Megan are following cracking up, and making fun of me. Real great friends you guys are. Then we went to the Hall's house because Kelly has to feed their pets. Megan and I wanted to take out picture on their digital camera and leave it there for them to find, and then steal some of the oldest kids underwear, but Kelly wimped out. Then we wanted to play ping pong but she wouldn't do that either. Gosh Kelly. So then we left and played with Buddy the Dog for a while. AND THEN, we went back to the house and then we went on a walk. A really long one, all down in the neighborhood and stuff. We went in this house that is being built, and like there is a hole in the back, so we walked in. It will be really nice when it's finished. They have a little pool and everything. Yep. So THEN, we went back, and Megan's mom was there so she left. After that me and Kelly went inside and watched cartoons on the Disney channel and ate more bologna, some cheese and doritos. We went outside and my mom said i had to come home for dinner and we went and got chinese. yum.

Tomorrow I'm going to IOA with Austin! She had full year passes, so I can use one of my free ones. I want to go with Meghan and Marlea and Kaity and Valery. It could be like the Ace Gang goes to IOA. I know M&M went with Felicia, but did K go? Hmmmr.

What do I want more than anything right now? A phone call, that isn't from some stupid sibling.

New look. You likey?

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On New Years Day every year my mom has a 'soup party' (WHICH BY THE WAY AMY SKIPPED OUT ON EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO COME, LITTLE POOPERNATOR). All the old people from our church come and stuff. And like, this year there were about a MILLION BEJILLION little kids. And they all jumped on me. My cousins Nathan and Noah were there, they are so cute, and some other brats. It was pretty cool.

Afterwards I went to Kelly D's house and watched the second Bourne movie, I don't know what it was called, and ate Mint M&Ms and bologna meat. And potato chips. All the while having a conversation with Meghan over text messages. I want to tell you, Meghan, that you are an awesome friend. You listened to me complain and whine, and responded without being mean. You didn't ignore or make fun of me, and I totally love you for that! Like x 3921412488393200284200. +1 whatever you say.

Oh and by the way, I think I might change my name to LAFAWNDUH.

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I bit my lip last night and now it's bleeding. :(

BUT! The mouth is the fastest healing part of the body.

So I need to change this stupid holiday layout. But I can't. Because I'm on my mom's FREAKIN SLOW computer!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah. Went to Kelly's birthday party on... Tuesday? Monday? I don't know, whatever. And Meghan and Marlea were totally there. So it made it all the better. And she loved her gifts, just to let you guys know. She thought the glasses were 'kicking' and the lipgloss thingy was totally cute. But she didn't say anything about the creative 'box' that you had Meghan. Hmmm... Oh yeah, and while we were there, we played Shout About Movies and I totally got Hook.

"I am not a Pirate. I am a Lawyer."
"KILL THE LAWYER!"

Hahahah. ha.ha.

boys=confusing. sorry guys. but it's so true.